Warning: This article contains spoilers for Celebrity Traitors
That's your first week of Celebrity Traitors action done and dusted, which might come as a shock to you if, like me, you were fiddling around with your TV's guide function and realised there are only nine episodes of the show in total.
Normally, there's a hefty dozen but not in this case, and the show better get a move on with bumping off some of its famous faces because we're two out of nine episodes in and only one person has gone out.
Spare a thought for Paloma Faith, killed in plain sight by Alan Carr when he gave her face the touch of death and then getting to stick around for a rainy walk to a graveyard the following day before learning she would have the briefest of times on the show.
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Spare a thought too for Alan Carr, who is giving us a delightful turn as a Traitor as he lurches from disaster to accidental genius from one moment to the next.
He's actually doing pretty well all things considered, especially when fellow Traitor Jonathan Ross decided he should give Paloma a eulogy after she went since he knew her best.
Yesterday's (9 October) episode ended on a cliffhanger as the roundtable discussion had come to a close and the votes were getting tallied up.
When the episode ducked out before we saw how Stephen Fry cast his vote, there were three votes apiece for Niko Omilana and Kate Garraway, two for Tameka Empson and one for Tom Daley (or Tom Daylee, in the first but hopefully not last amusingly misspelt name on Celebrity Traitors).
There's still about half the votes to be counted but we won't know which way the banishment goes until next Wednesday (15 October) evening which is a smidge frustrating.
Some viewers of the show already think they know who will be the first person on Celebrity Traitors to be banished, however, as they reckon she was acting like 'more of a traitor' than the actual Traitors.
That would be Kate Garraway, who came under suspicion for her somewhat dramatic behaviour over breakfast.
The broadcaster told her fellow contestants she was simply 'a ham' and had a tendency to overact, but she's tied with Niko for most votes at the point the episode wrapped up.
Viewers of Celebrity Traitors said that after her morning display they were 'suspecting Kate Garraway' even though they know she's not a Traitor.
People reckon she's doing more 'than the actual Traitors' to convince her fellow contestants she's normal, which in this game has tended to bounce back in the face of whomever is attempting it.
They've also started picking up on other contestants zeroing in on Kate, the wrong target but a target nonetheless, noticing that Tom Daley was giving her 'side eye' while Clare Balding was watching her 'like a hawk'.
With viewers reckoning she's 'like Linda if she were a faithful' and Tom Daley on her case for use of the word 'flabbergasted', Kate will have to be hoping the vote doesn't kick her out and she can get back in with her fellow Faithfuls.
The Celebrity Traitors continues on 15 October at 9pm on BBC One.
Topics: BBC, Kate Garraway, Stephen Fry, The Traitors
Joe Harker