As you could imagine, it's probably pretty hard (pun intended) to locate the person with the world's biggest penis - so you could guess the shock when it appeared on TV with no warning.
Naked Attraction host Anna Richardson couldn't hide her shock when the schlong was revealed to her at the same time as all of the viewers watching at home.
The Channel 4 series has garnered a cult-like following as fans tune in to watch contestants, in the name of love, reveal their bare bodies bit by bit, from the bottom up, for the potential mate to choose who she is most attracted to.
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Hence the show's name.
The potential partner stands fully clothed, picking the contestant that they find most attractive based on everything from the neck down, for a date.
Obviously, physical attraction isn't the be-all and end-all, but there's no denying that it is important for most people.
Richardson was joined by single woman and cancer survivor Adele in this particular episode, where it was revealed that she was looking for Mr Right after getting into the habit of dating 'bad boys'.
Thanks to the nature of the show, it wasn't long before Adele was presented with even more d*cks - though not of the metaphorical kind.
One particular penis stood out more than the others thanks to its size, so Richardson was keen to know Adele's thoughts as she made reference to the colour of the box the man was standing in.
"What do you think of red?," she asked, clearly digging for a response about the huge schlong that had just been presented to the world.
But Adele didn't give in. Despite going on a show that's all about getting a face full of nakedness, she instead drew attention to the man's multiple tattoos.
Of course, Richardson was having none of it as she responded: "You've got the world’s biggest penis staring back at you and you’re looking at his tattoos!”
Really honing in on the massive member, she added: "We all like a big one but blimey!"
It's an impressive achievement, to be awarded the title of 'world's biggest penis', and there's no doubt many men would love it as a compliment. I'm sure it wouldn't be without its downsides, though. There's a reason humans actually only have two legs - a third would just get in the way.
Richardson revealed that what she called world's biggest penis belonged to a student named Jordan, and his intimidating size obviously wasn't enough to scare off Adele as she decided to pull him out of his box and go on a date with him.
Probably because of his tattoos, right?
Topics: Naked Attraction, TV, Channel 4
Joshua Nair