Donald Trump's White House has fired back at South Park after they featured him in an episode of the show where even Satan didn't want anything to do with him.
South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have released their first episode of the show after they signed a new agreement with Paramount, and the inaugural episode of season 27 features none other than President Trump.
It premiered last night (23 July) and has Trump threatening to sue the town of South Park as he strips naked and climbs into bed with Satan, who does not want to get down and dirty with the Donald.
Trump, as depicted in South Park, also has very small genitalia, with him firing an artist for depicting his manhood as too small and Satan saying in bed it was 'so small' that he couldn't even see it.
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The South Park depiction of Trump then slapped Satan, who then asked him about the Epstein list and said 'its weird that whenever it comes up, you just tell everyone to relax'.
Since their new streaming deal is worth $1.5 billion (£1.1 billion, yes, with a 'b') and there's an expectation of 50 new episodes as part of the arrangement that's basically $30 million (£22 million) per new episode.
So that's about $30 million which is being spent on this depiction of Donald Trump with a tiny penis who even the devil wouldn't want to f**k that doesn't want to talk about Jeffrey Epstein.
South Park's Satan famously previously had Saddam Hussein as his paramour, and was once killed in a fight with ManBearPig, but now he's back and not in the mood for hanky panky with the US president.
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In the episode, the town of South Park agrees to pay Trump $3.5 billion and run a pro-Trump video, which ends up showing a deepfake Donald going through the desert.
He then strips naked to reveal his minuscule animated genitals.
"Trump: His penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large," a dramatic voiceover said before viewers are directed towards the website HeTrumpedUs.com, which contains the video.
One down, 49 to go.
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The Trump administration has since hit back, branding South Park a 'fourth-rate show' and going on a tirade against 'the Left'.
In a statement, the White House said: "The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show.
"Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention.
"President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history — and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak."
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So, they didn't seem to like it.
Topics: Donald Trump, South Park, TV and Film, Money
Joe Harker