A lad has been ridiculed on Twitter after a pal shared his 'abysmal' dinners with the world, including a brutal review of every dish.
Clem Johnson began sharing his mum's lovingly prepared meals to his football group chat 'as a laugh'.
The 24-year-old has since been met with his friend Owen claiming they appear to have been 'cooked in a washing machine'.
Eventually, Owen was so taken aback with Clem's diet that he shared the snaps to Twitter, with the thread amassing more than 35,800 likes and 4,920 retweets.
Owen, from near Liverpool, Merseyside, said: "We all just send our food in whenever we make something that looks nice, so he does the opposite.
"It started about two months ago with the sausages and spaghetti. His mum cooks the majority of them. Some of them caused more of a stir in the group than others.
"The best-looking one is probably the curry - it looks edible and would probably taste okay.
"The worst one was the spaghetti with egg and bacon. We voted as a group that it was the worst meal we'd ever seen.
"The egg and chips wasn't even that bad really - it's just the presentation. The pie on crackers got called worse than rations."
Clem first started sharing the pictures with his mates as a form of entertainment.
He said: "I've been sending them in for ages as a laugh to see their reaction.
"I hate cooking, it's just too much effort for five minutes to eat. I live with my mum so she cooks. Owen said 'enough is enough - it's going on Twitter'.
"All my mates have been laughing for ages. I didn't think it'd go viral on Twitter though."
The football fan has now rushed to defend his mum's egg and chips - but admits pie and crackers wasn't quite Michelin-star standard.
"The reaction online's been funny. At first I tried to keep it anonymous but loads of people worked out it was me," Clem said.
"I reckon chip and eggs isn't even that bad. Pie and crackers was definitely a low."
One of Owen's reviews reads: "Without doubt the single worst meal I have EVER seen consumed, there are starving refugees who would turn their nose up at this, the bacon was also cooked in the microwave. 0/10"
Another says: "This is supposed to be a fajita, the block of what looks like butter is a solid block of cheese and yes they are baked beans. 2.5/10" while a third reads: "To this day I still don't know what this is. 1/10"
Although he was in on the joke, Clem kindly tweeted asking those who laughed at his pictures to donate to a food bank - admitting his 'scran's s**t' but he was lucky to eat.
Clem tweeted: "Now you've all had your laugh, can I be serious? Ye my scran's s**t but I've got something on my plate.
"Loads of people don't. Put your money where your mouth is and support your local foodbank which you can find here."
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