ladbible homepage
ladbible homepage
  • Home
  • News
    • UK
    • US
    • World
    • Ireland
    • Australia
    • Science
    • Crime
    • Weather
  • Entertainment
    • Celebrity
    • TV
    • Film
    • Music
    • Gaming
    • Netflix
    • Disney
  • Sport
  • Technology
  • Travel
  • Lifestyle
  • Money
  • Originals
    • FFS PRODUCTIONS
    • Say Maaate to a Mate
    • Daily Ladness
    • UOKM8?
    • FreeToBe
    • Citizen Reef
  • Videos
  • Advertise
  • Terms
  • Privacy & Cookies
  • License Our Content
  • About Us & Contact
  • Jobs
  • Latest
  • Archive
  • Topics A-Z
  • Authors
Facebook
Instagram
X
Threads
Snapchat
TikTok
YouTube
Submit Your Content Here
  • GAMINGbible
  • LADbible Group
  • UNILAD
  • SPORTbible
  • Tyla
  • FOODbible
  • UNILAD Tech
Expert warns never to spend longer than five minutes on the loo
Home>News
Published 12:12 17 Aug 2022 GMT+1

Expert warns never to spend longer than five minutes on the loo

If you're reading this on the toilet make sure you stand up for a bit.

Joe Harker

Joe Harker

google discoverFollow us on Google Discover

According to the experts if you're spending more than five minutes sitting on the loo at a time then you're doing it wrong.

Research from Topps Tiles reckons that Brits spend about three and a half hours on the toilet each week, split up into stints of about five minutes on average and between four and seven trips a day.

If you're thinking five minutes on average sounds like a lot of time to be doing your business, especially when not all of them are a sit down job (at least for the men), that's because Brits spend a lot of toilet time on their phones.

In defence of the toilet texters, it's one of the few places you can go for full privacy and are unlikely to have people asking questions about how long you were in there.

Advert

We all need a bit of time in the day to ourselves, and for many people those few minutes of sitting on the loo are precious blips of tranquillity in a busy day.

Texting on the toilet could cause health issues.
RossHelen editorial / Alamy Stock Photo

However, experts warn that spending so much time on the loo can be bad for you as all that time on the loo can increase your risk of haemorrhoids, and aren't you glad now you decided to read this?

If you're reading this on the loo and have been sitting down for about five minutes it might be an idea to stand up for a bit.

According to the Mayo Clinic, sitting for a long time on the toilet or really having to strain yourself to force something out can cause haemorrhoids, also known as piles, which can be very painful.

The science-y bit is that all that sitting and pressure can pile the pressure onto the veins around your bum, which can cause all sorts of health problems.

Get off the phone and stand up for a bit buddy.
George Mdivanian / Alamy Stock Photo

Luckily any negative effects should clear up given enough time, though more serious cases might require you to take an embarrassing trip to the doctor.

The risk of piles grows as you get older and is more likely the less exercise you do, so healthy lifestyles really are worth following.

A healthy diet also helps, as not to get too detailed about it, but a high fibre diet will require less effort on the toilet.

Meanwhile, if you're been on the loo for five minutes or more not because you're on your phone but because nothing's coming out, then it's probably a sign to go and do something else for a bit and try again later.

Featured Image Credit: Westend61 GmbH / Andriy Popov / Alamy Stock Photo

Topics: News, UK News, Health

Joe Harker
Joe Harker

Joe graduated from the University of Salford with a degree in Journalism and worked for Reach before joining the LADbible Group. When not writing he enjoys the nerdier things in life like painting wargaming miniatures and chatting with other nerds on the internet. He's also spent a few years coaching fencing. Contact him via [email protected]

X

@MrJoeHarker

Recommended reads

Tyson Fury causes huge controversy with statement at UFC Freedom 250 White House eventEd Mulholland/Zuffa LLCOliver Tree revealed unusual plans he had for his will just weeks before his tragic death John Nacion/WireImageSean Strickland escorted away from UFC White House Fan Fest by security Kevin Dietsch/Getty ImagesRod Stewart faces backlash after attending Scotland’s World Cup match the day after cancelling concert John Medina/Getty Images

Advert

Choose your content:

28 mins ago
4 hours ago
7 hours ago
8 hours ago
  • Ed Mulholland/Zuffa LLC
    28 mins ago

    Tyson Fury causes huge controversy with statement at UFC Freedom 250 White House event

    He wore a hat that is bound to ruffle some feathers as he teased 'massive news'

    News
  • Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images
    4 hours ago

    Sean Strickland escorted away from UFC White House Fan Fest by security

    The UFC champion says he ‘may have been charged with disorderly conduct’ after making his way into the event

    News
  • Jim Lo Scalzo/EPA/Bloomberg via Getty Images
    7 hours ago

    Donald Trump announces the US has reached a peace deal with Iran

    “The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all!"

    News
  • (KMBC-TV via AP)
    8 hours ago

    12 dead after skydiving plane crashes shortly after take-off

    The plane crashed shortly after take off, killing 11 passengers and the pilot

    News
  • Woman was deported ‘five minutes’ into holiday after leaving passport on plane
  • Pharmacist warns of the detrimental effect your heating could be having on your health
  • £5-a-day weight-loss pill that 'shuts off food noise' could be coming to the UK
  • Expert warns Brits have package holiday 'decision to make' over fuel shortage