Pizza is one of the best things about life. Fact. And it’s so universally loved because you can customise it to your own tastes with your personal favourite toppings, sauces, cheeses and crusts. But that means it’s open to some creativity that borders on disrespect. I mean, just because you can put pretty much anything on a pizza, it doesn't mean you should!
And because Goodfella’s pizzas are “made with respect” - the traditional Italian-American way - they’ve decided to call out the people who are out here just disrespecting the good name of pizza. And some of these are really taking the pizza…
Kiwi Pizza
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People get heated debating whether or not pineapple belongs on a pizza so why on earth someone thought they could put kiwi on a pizza without causing a stir is baffling. It just looks wrong!
Sushi Pizza
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Look, fusion cuisine is a popular food trend that we can all get on board with. And it’s created some delicious and unique dishes. Chinese and Mexican, Italian and Thai - they all work. But shoving sushi on a pizza either lacks any ounce of creativity or is SO creative the world just isn’t ready for it. What do you think
Full English Pizza
This is one of those images where every time you look at it, you discover something even more heinous. A Full English Breakfast on a pizza is an idea that sounds amazing at 3am after you’ve been to the pub but in reality, is just a complete abomination.
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Microwaved Toast Pizza
Just call the police. Now. What a violation.
Fast Food Pizza
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Granted there’s a lot to unpack here but the main question is “WHERE’S THE CHEESE?”
Blender Pizza
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Whoever did this has no respect for food, blenders or life itself - let alone pizza! I keep asking myself why but I don’t think I even want to know the answer.
Goodfella’s Pizza
Ahh finally a pizza you want to eat! The crowning jewel, the Magnum Opus of pizza, the “pizza de résistance” if you will…
A pizza made with respect is truly a sight to behold after the monstrosities we’ve seen in this list. Thank god Goodfella’s know how to make proper pizza.
Explore Goodfella's range of pizzas here
Topics: Food And Drink
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