Right, so, a new voice-activated blowjob machine has been upgraded to allow voice commands.
I mean, I'd tell you a penis joke but I don't want to come off as cocky.
Sorry, that pun may have been a hard one to swallow.
Anyway, the Autoblow AI+, is the successor to the previous machine, is now upgraded with a 'no wake' word voice control and a downloadable blowjob library.
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No need to get your hands involved as the web app allows men to control their blowjobs via 6 voice commands: Go, Pause, Faster, Slower, Next and Finish Me.
Notably, the 'Finish Me' command activates the surprise AI experience at the highest speed to bring the user to orgasm as quickly as possible.
There's also an adjustable penis gripper, which now better serves the needs of a size-diverse population and allows personalised penis stroking pressure levels.
Inventor Brian Sloan said: "Speaking is the main way we express our sexual needs to partners and I am working towards a future where we will speak the same way to our sexual devices.
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"Our 6 built-in voice commands that control the pace and, importantly, the ending of a machine given blowjob are an important step in that direction.
"Using new tech without a wake word makes speaking to the Autoblow feel strangely natural."
The owner claims that both Apple and Google discriminate against companies that produce apps and devices that explicitly facilitate sexual conduct.
That's why all Autoblow AI+ online features are accessed through a web app instead of a traditional app-store downloaded app.
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Sloan added: "We refuse to be forced to use non-sexual words to describe the sexual functionality inside of our app and we refuse to hide or attempt to hide the Autoblow app’s true use case.
"If we self-censor sexual language in order to reach people in Apple and Google’ app stores, we will only re-stigmatize the normal sexual behaviour which millions of people have worked for dozens or even hundreds of years to normalise.
"I hope our web-app will inspire other adult product creators to develop outside of the big tech controlled app store system.”
LADbible have contacted Apple and Google for comment.
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Sloan, who graduated from law school in 2005, holds seven US patents in the field of sex robotics and related technology with several additional patents pending.
He has been profiled in Playboy magazine and featured in media online and on television.
His aim is to work towards a future where oral sex performed on a man by a human is indistinguishable from an experience generated by his Autoblow machine.
Topics: Sex and Relationships
Anish Vij