Bloke In Adelaide Filmed Throwing Up After Leaving Venue Before Slipping In Said Vomit
He can be seen projectile vomiting... and then slipping over in his own sick like a banana in Mario Kart.
We're going to go out on a limb here and say this bloke had one hell of a hangover.
Mostly because this video of him projectile vomiting as he leaves an Adelaide bar has gone viral... because he immediately slipped over in his own sick.
This poor fella was spotted on CCTV leaving the Woolshed On Hinley in Adelaide by what we can only presume were some eagle-eyed staff with a penchant for sharing the lols, because it found its way online.
So let's consider that guy's hangover well and truly compounded.
If you haven't seen the clip, let us explain it in visceral detail (sorry not sorry).
So, The Vomitron - not his real name - was seen departing the Adelaide Bar on Hindley Street, at around 7.25 pm last week.
"Oh dear," we can only assume he said prior to the incident (and yes, we are totally making this up).
"I appear to have taken ill. Perhaps I shall try my luck outside to see if some fresh air will do the trick."
Boy, oh boy was he wrong.
In the CCTV clip, viewed more than four million times on Facebook, a spray of yellow vomit can be seen erupting from his mouth to land on the path at his feet.
He then slips in the aforementioned spew, causing him to slip, lose his balance, and land on his back in the puddle of chunder.
Meanwhile, two women sitting at a table nearby can be seen watching him, and, once our sick puppy has fallen to his vomit-drenched doom, they go back to their conversation as if nothing happened.
While it is unconfirmed how the man became unwell (we can guess, though), it did seem his injuries were not serious... although his dignity may have taken a fair hit.
It has since been shared on Facebook by more than 32,000 users. One account shared it with the caption: "In Adelaide at 7pm."
One viewer jokingly commented on the video: "That's how we roll in Adelaide."
A second was quick to reveal the identity of the mysterious fallen man.
"That's the Vomit Surfer! He's able to travel faster than a locomotive by sliding along his self-made stream of vomit. Like Iceman from X Men," they said.
A third pointed out the unperturbed women nearby, writing: "The two girls at the table don't even flinch. Accustomed to such behaviour."
Hopefully, he the hangover didn't last too long.
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