Britain is only the fourth horniest country in Europe, what's going on?
Yet again, England can't get past the semi-final.
While we can't blame Southgate for this one, it's interesting to learn about the sexual-appetites of our neighbouring countries and who comes out on top.
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If you took that the wrong way, you've got a dirty mind.
Sex toy brand, Lovehoney, asked 22,000 sexually active respondents from 15 different countries to rate their libido on a scale of 1-10.
So, as we know, coming in at fourth place was the UK, with a libido rating of 6.22.
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Surprisingly, next up was France, who are home to 'the most romantic city in the world' and their score was 6.24.
The second horniest country in Europe was Spain, with a considerably higher 6.91 rating.
However, taking the largest slice of the pizza were the Italians, who happen to not only be the horniest country in Europe, but the second horniest in the world.
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What an achievement.
The Italians scored at 6.93 - and incase you're wondering - Hong Kong was rated as the horniest country on planet earth with a mega score of 7.16.
Annabelle Knight, Lovehoney sex and relationship expert, said: "It's likely that men are more willing to say they have a higher sex drive and vice versa for women, as outdated notions around female (and male) sexuality still exist, whether internally or externally."
"Sex drives vary massively from person to person, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if yours is particularly lower or higher than average.
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"The important thing is that you can communicate this openly with any romantic partner, and if you have matching high sex drives then get the sex toys out and have some fun."
It comes after a 2023 Durex survey of 2,000 UK adults, which claims that 32 percent of sexually active men have at some point faked an orgasm, aka a 'fauxgasm'.
"Many people will be surprised by this figure…and surprised that guys can credibly pull off a ‘liemax’ at all," Alix Fox, a board member of The Vagina Museum, told LADbible.
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"Because however convincing somebody’s feigned moaning, intensified breathing and ‘make-believe heave’ – the hefting, tensing and shuddering of the body that often accompanies the male climax – wouldn’t the lack of ejaculate give the game away? No cum = a no go, surely?
"In fact, if a condom is used, it can be fairly easy for a man to remove and dispose of it after sex without his partner having chance to notice that it’s empty."
Topics: Sex and Relationships, UK News