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Man with 9.5-inch penis says people were worried they would die if they had sex with him
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Published 00:50 28 Oct 2022 GMT+1

Man with 9.5-inch penis says people were worried they would die if they had sex with him

Joe says his monster manhood is bigger than his forearm.

Rachel Lang

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Channel 4's newest show has tongues wagging and jaws dropping for one monstrous reason.

The show is called My Massive C**k so we probably don't really need to explain what is boggling the minds of TV viewers.

Let's just say that people were stunned by one scene which featured a 10.5-inch penis in all its glory without being censored.

While most men dream of packing a fire hose in their pants, Joe actually has one and he says it can be a nightmare.

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In fact, people turn down the poor lad for sex over concerns that his penis might kill them during intimacy.

"There have been a couple of times where people have been like 'nah, you're a nice guy but we won't have sex in case I die'," Joe told the dong-filled documentary.

But then again, there is always the other side of the coin.

"Theres been a lot of times where people talk to me and they're like 'oh, you've got a massive c**k. I've always wanted to try that, so let's just go."

So, swings and roundabouts for having a massive trouser trumpet, then.

Jokes aside, the sausage-filled special is shining a light on the well-endowed like Joe, whose gigantic joystick makes up 'about one twelfth of his height'.

"It’s about nine and a half [inches] now," Joe told Channel 4.

"The scaling is off, quite off, it’s thicker than my forearm It’s about 7 [inches] around."

Alamy.

He's even had to get 'special underwear' made in order to give his titanic todger enough support to stop it from 'falling out' of his pants.

The undies also come with an extra pouch to 'fit everything in'.

Aside from having custom-made briefs, Joe revealed his prodigious pecker has even cost him a job.

Joe told the doodle-rammed docuseries that he was required to wear a suit for an interview and, despite it going well, he was told off for his 'inappropriate behaviour'.

"The response I got was, 'You’re not going to get the job, we thought you were a good candidate, but we thought there was inappropriate behaviour happening'," he regaled to Channel 4.

"They thought I had an erection throughout this whole interview, and they were very much like, 'You’re attire wasn’t right'."

He went on to highlight to TV producers that his interviewers 'clearly meant, we can see your d**k'.

So, as they say, size isn't everything. Unless you're packing a pecker like Joe and then your doodle can be quite debilitating.

My Massive C**k is available to watch on All 4.

Featured Image Credit: My Monster C**k/Channel 4

Topics: Sex and Relationships, UK News, Channel 4, TV and Film

Rachel Lang
Rachel Lang

Rachel Lang is a Digital Journalist at LADbible. During her career, she has interviewed Aussie PM Malcolm Turnbull in the lead up to the 2016 federal election, ran an editorial campaign on the war in Yemen, and reported on homelessness in the lead-up to Harry and Meghan’s wedding in Windsor. She also once wrote a yarn on the cheese and wine version of Fyre Festival.

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