You'd reckon having the biggest penis in Britain would be a bloke's dream, but apparently, it isn't all it's cracked up to be.
According to Matt Barr - who claims to have a willy measuring 12-inches hiding in his trousers - being so well endowed is both difficult and, in some situations, dangerous.
The 40-year-old revealed women have ended up injured after going head to head with his nether regions, so it sounds like his romantic partners need a health and safety briefing before heading to the bedroom with him.
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During an appearance on This Morning on Tuesday (23 April), Matt opened up about the trials and tribulations of having the biggest d*ck in Britain and how it has impacted his life.
He explained that he first noticed he was larger than most during his school days, but he only realised the issues which come along with it as his manhood continued to balloon in size.
Discussing how it has affected his confidence on the dating scene, the bloke told the ITV show: "It's difficult, because it's not something you really spring on people as a surprise, because it just does scare people away generally.
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"But obviously [you don't want to be] creepy and bring it up too early. [So] how you start that conversation?"
Matt said his apprehension about revealing the strange claim to fame to females has only been exacerbated by awkward interactions he has had in public due to the fact he is hung like a horse.
On one occasion, he was asked to leave a yoga class because his 'bulge was a distraction'.
"I was wearing a very baggy shirt and shorts [but because of the] yoga positions, people just got the wrong idea," he said.
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"And that's the way it sometimes goes, but you can dress normally with baggy clothing, and it's not too difficult."
Matt claims he was also booted out of a hotel once after being 'accused of having an erection in the public pool', while he's stayed away from scuba diving because being in a skin-tight wet suit made him feel 'self conscious'.
The author, who has penned a book titled A Long Story: Life With One Of The World’s Largest Penises to bust the myths around the benefits of having a large penis, has had his fair share of embarrassing situations.
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That's why he doesn't look as his massive manhood as a 'gift', like most people might presume.
Matt said: "It's fascinating, because you can you can imagine that the majority of people watching will be going, 'What an absolute gift to be able to stand there and have more than more than enough'.
"I'm trying to dispel some of the stigmas. I don't see why there's any difference talking about this and talking about your breasts or any other bodily part... it's not sexualised.
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"It's just a fact of life."
Matt admitted that the junk in his jeans has also been responsible for nearly knocking a woman unconscious too, in a situation which he described as 'very horrific'.
I can imagine it wasn't very pleasurable for his lady friend either, but hey ho.
Speaking to Metro, Matt added: "We both laugh about it now, but I took it out at one point with a girl and then ended up giving her a concussion, just by swinging it.
"At the time it was very horrific."
I suppose that serves him right for helicoptering at his big age.
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