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Piers Morgan asks question everyone is thinking about bloke with 'UK's biggest penis'
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Published 11:55 25 Apr 2024 GMT+1

Piers Morgan asks question everyone is thinking about bloke with 'UK's biggest penis'

Matt Barr explained that having the biggest penis in the UK is not all that it's cracked up to be

Joshua Nair

Joshua Nair

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Piers Morgan has weighed in with his usual words of wisdom about the man with the country's largest todger.

Matt Barr has been in the news for one massive reason recently, resulting in a TV appearance on Tuesday 23 April during popular morning show, This Morning, where he talked about his 'condition'.

Apparently, Matt is the owner of a 12 inch penis, but he pointed out on the show that it's not all that it's cracked up to be.

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Despite achieving minor celebrity status with his admission recently, he detailed how he struggles to fit his manhood into certain pairs of trousers nad was even kicked out of a yoga class once because, and I quote, 'his bulge was a distraction'.

"I was wearing a very baggy shirt and shorts [but because of the] yoga positions, people just got the wrong idea," he explained.

Many men will dream of being in his position, but from the sounds of it, his foot-long has brought about more problems than anything else.

He realised his well endowment during his school days, but as he grew older, problems rose in his dating life, and was left embarrassed once when he left a past lover concussed after 'swinging' his penis at her.

That's right, it's a literal weapon.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but poor guy.

And to add insult to injury, one of the UK's most popular media figures has shared his thoughts on Matt's penis.

Piers Morgan has spoken out about the penis in question. (ITV)
Piers Morgan has spoken out about the penis in question. (ITV)

Piers Morgan simply posted on X, formerly Twitter: "How does he know??"

The 59-year-old just couldn't help himself, accompanying the post with a couple of laughing emojis.

One user cited 'NHS data', but there doesn't seem to be any readily available, or at least accessible, to the general public.

Another joked: "You trying to challenge him Piers?"

We'll just need to take Matt's word for it, as we can't really find out the length of 32.81 million penises, believe it or not.

Seeing that the average length of a penis in the UK is 5.17 inches, it would be no surprise if Matt was actually right, sitting at more than twice the average.

Recently though, Matt has been used by some girls on dates to flaunt his humungous manhood on their OnlyFans accounts, which were sure to attract some attention.

Matt has considered penis reduction surgery, put it costs too much. (ITV)
Matt has considered penis reduction surgery, put it costs too much. (ITV)

With all of the dramas, many people have suggested that he undergo penis reduction surgery, which he revealed that he looked into, though after finding out the price, he decided against it.

Estimated to cost around £15,000, Matt explained: "It's only done, normally, in the cases of tumors and things like that. In the case of normal function, it's not common."

He's also written a book about his experiences that is yet to be released, titled: A Long Story: Life With One Of The World’s Largest Penises.

Featured Image Credit: ITV

Topics: Weird, UK News, This Morning, Piers Morgan

Joshua Nair
Joshua Nair

Joshua Nair is a journalist at LADbible. Born in Malaysia and raised in Dubai, he has always been interested in writing about a range of subjects, from sports to trending pop culture news. After graduating from Oxford Brookes University with a BA in Media, Journalism and Publishing, he got a job freelance writing for SPORTbible while working in marketing before landing a full-time role at LADbible. Unfortunately, he's unhealthily obsessed with Manchester United, which takes its toll on his mental and physical health. Daily.

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