A former adult actress who claimed to have had sexual relations with President Donald Trump gave his alleged performance a lacklustre review.
Stormy Daniels, 46, also didn't mince her words when it came to describing the commander-in-chief's manhood in her memoir - and she compared it to a very unflattering object.
Trump has always vehemently denied the alleged encounter between him and Daniels, despite admitting that he did reimburse his lawyer Michael Cohen for the $130,000 'hush money' payment she received.
The 79-year-old leader was convicted of 34 counts of falsifying business records by a New York jury in 2024. This included muddying the waters around why the huge sum was paid to Daniels.
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He had claimed that the payment - which Daniels said she received to secure her silence ahead of the 2016 election - was for legal fees, although jurors disagreed.
According to Daniels, she met Trump at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe in 2006 and she later went and had dinner with him.
She alleged that they then had sex in a hotel - but claimed it really wasn't anything to write home about.
In her 2018 tell-all book, Full Disclosure, she described their alleged encounter as the 'least impressive sex' she had ever had. Daniels described Trump's penis as 'smaller than average', but 'not freakishly small'.
In one passage, as per The Guardian, she wrote: "He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...
"I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f**ked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart. It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion."
As Daniels made such a shocking comparison between Trump's private parts and poor Toad, Jimmy Kimmel couldn't help but tease her about it when she appeared on his talk show in 2018 to promote her book.
The ex-adult entertainer, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, was sat alongside American Horror Story star Sarah Paulson when conversation turned to her alleged tryst with Trump.
After Kimmel made reference to the 'mushroom' line in Full Disclosure, he then whipped out some models of several orange mushrooms which came in all different shapes and sizes.
Paulson hilariously dubbed the display 'so disturbing', before Kimmel then asked Daniels: "If you had to pick it out of a lineup...
"Which of these orange mushrooms would most represent the commander-in-chief of the United States military?"
Comically, Daniels then responded: "Can you hold it up so it’s coming at me at the correct angle?"
Kimmel obliged and she ended up choosing one which Paulson suggested resembled a 'nubbin'.
According to Daniels, the mushroom she selected was 'the most accurate depiction'.
Daniels is currently on a comedy tour around the US - which probably includes a lot of Trump-related material.
Topics: Donald Trump, Sex and Relationships, US News, Politics, Books, Jimmy Kimmel
Olivia Burke