Mallard With Frozen Bill

Giant meatball 😯

Groom splits pants while lifting bride 😳

My doctor put this in my throat 🫣

Passing out whilst driving 😴😰

I regret getting takeout 💀

Showing my daughter old-school make up 😱💋

Recovering from surgery 🤕

Overtaking car goes up in flames 🚙🔥

How My Son Does Everyday Tasks With No Arms 😮

Catching an octopus with an egg 🐙

Refusing To Deliver Pizza 🍕

Hazard Links Up With Marcelo And Diego Costa

I got both my jaws surgically realigned 😳

Our professor had a meltdown because we used AI 😳

Installing concrete under a trailer 🚐🔩

My son got me with the drill 🍑

More Cheese Please 🧀

Overreaction? She doesn't know her 😂💅

We ran out of bait so I jumped into the water 😂