Lovehoney is offering a discount on its sex toy Christmas advent calendar to spice up the festive season

It’s never too early to buy a Santa bikini, right? The sexual happiness people at Lovehoney have already started getting ready for the big day with gifts that keep on giving (and giving) - from intimate toys, to cheeky stocking fillers.

However, for those searching for something to build up to the climax of silly season, Lovehoney is offering four deliciously sex toy advent calendars that come with an array of treasures promising to spice up the bedroom..

These babies are guaranteed to tickle your pickle and your fancy.

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For loved-up couples (or throuples if that’s your jam) there’s the Lovehoney x We-Vibe Sweet Seduction Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar ($180).

Complete with a We-Vibe V50, and penis and vulva-centric toys, from bondage accessories to scented candles, there’s something in here for everyone, no matter how saucy the occasion.

For vulva owners only, may we suggest Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar? This spicy calendar ($180 but worth nearly 400 bucks) comes with some of the best stimulating toys and sensory treats, including a Womanizer Starlet valued at $119.95 alone.

Additionally, the Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar ($180) is especially designed for pleasuring the penis as it includes many vibrating toys, including a vibrating plug, cock, ball ring and a Blowmotion masturbator (worth $119.95), just to name a few!

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However, if you’re all about the art of seduction, check out the 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar ($100). This calendar includes beautifully crafted pieces of lingeries paired with the most beautiful textiles for those wanting to feel a little extra luxurious.

Also, it’s available in plus size.

I mean, a whole calendar with curated lingerie? How good is that?

The holidays are coming, and you could be too, with Lovehoney’s advent calendars jam-packed with value. But you’ll have to jump on them quickly, as these items are selling fast!

However, for those not ready to commit to a whole calendar, check out Lovehoney’s Click Frenzy Sale, where you can purchase singular sex toys, bondage gear and lingerie for up to 70 per cent off during November 8 -13.

Not to mention Lovehoney promises a 100-day money-back guarantee and discreet packaging for those who want to keep their goodies under wraps - literally.

So make sure you treat yourself (or your partner) and head to Lovehoney’s website to explore the wide range of sexy calendars that will put you on the ‘naughty’ list this Christmas.