No, it's not a crime scene
"I would never eat pasta after this"
Fight fire with fire - or, in this case, poop with poop
"I had never experienced anything like it"
His appeal has been rejected for the fourth time in a row
breaking
That's one way to wake up in the morning
"Do you know who I am?"
"I didn't think this would be a problem! It's only water."
If it looks bad and it smells bad, it's probably bad
He went armed with a hook, a leg of lamb and a bottle of whiskey
Don't hold your breath
"I am absolutely appalled to say the least"
Shawn Nelson wreaked havoc on the streets of San Diego back in 1995