Lily Allen wants to be buried with her phone to hide her 'dark' porn habits
Lily Allen has explained why she'd really like to be buried with her phone when she dies, and it's not so she can call someone to dig her out in case they put her in the ground too soon.
Instead, it's so nobody can get into her phone and see all of the NSFW things she's been looking up over the years.
As long as it's not harming anyone, it's probably for the best that people keep their phone search habits a secret.
If you or I were to go under a bus or something similar, then you wouldn't want your last thought to be of your nearest and dearest getting into your phone and realising what you've been doing with it all these years.
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Basically, everyone looks at porn and shouldn't be scorned for it, but there's a line and you wouldn't want your family discovering exactly what you've been watching once you're too dead to muster an explanation is over it.
They definitely wouldn't want to remember you like that.
Allen made the admission on the Where There's a Will, There's a Wake podcast, which is hosted by Kathy Burke and delves into the things celebrities would like for their big sent off.
Guests are often asked how they'd like to die, where they think they'd go afterwards, and who will get their stuff once they're gone.
Allen said if there was anything she didn't want getting out it was her phone, and she'd much rather it was buried with her.
She said: "Probably my phone. My Google search history. My porn search history - Saturday night when the kids are at their dad's, that porn trajectory.
"It always starts quite... unassuming... maybe a bit of shoplifting and security guard. That kind of thing.
"And then it gets kind of dark. We'll leave it at that because I really don't want anyone to know!
"Put it in my fancy coffin. All of my Apple devices as well, my body's not even in there, it's just full of devices!"
As for the rest of her stuff, besides her devices 'everything' is going to her children, though she wants it all to be 'split down the middle' so both of her kids get an equal amount.
Elsewhere, she's said she joined the mile high club with Oasis man Liam Gallagher, who she said she had a 'seven hour' fling with before learning that he was married.
She also once told Alan Carr's Life's a Beach podcast that her dad called the police to search for her after she lost her virginity as she 'slept in the next day' and her family couldn't find her.
Topics: Celebrity, Phones, Lily Allen
Joe Harker