"I'm afraid we've invaded Spain, but we don't think they've noticed"
I mean, you don't want guns in Tesco do you? So it looks like they improvised.
Even the budget boozer is upping pint prices
In a bizarrely funny review, Matt Hancock's app has been branded as a 'dangerous drug'.
The time traveller has made a series of claims about the coming months
The UK conspiracy theorist David Icke has been banned from most of Europe for two years
Emmerdale star Danny Miller has warned Matt Hancock he will be used like a 'toy' when he enters the I'm a Celeb jungle.
He turned on the waterworks for this one...
With Christmas approaching, many will be planning a visit to a Christmas Market - and according to research, two of the best are in the UK.
Some fans have said it's the end of the world.
The amount can vary a lot - and drivers can increase their earnings in multiple ways.
The model said it was 'toxic' to watch adult content at such a young age
Virgin Mobile have teamed up with Odeon cinemas to launch new gaming experience for big screen with instant prizes to be won at screenings.
The Peruvian police officers dressed up as characters from the Marvel Cinematic Universe to make their drugs bust
The woman said the request was 'ridiculous'
Bhad Bhabie, aka Danielle Peskowitz Bregoli, gave her highly anticipated speech at the Oxford Union.
Gracie Hartie, who has a fanbase of 65,000 on Instagram, is a ‘Gravure Model’ who shares content on OnlyFans
Blake Jackson's collided with large truck tyres in the middle of the road and his fancy tech helped him when he needed it.
The Irish actor also revealed he's shown the iconic horror franchise to his kids.
It's the innovative gadget we didn't think we needed.
The food gods have answered our prayers.
It really could be a white Christmas down under this year.
Maura Higgins recalled how she developed Toxic Shock Syndrome after her tampon became stuck to her cervix.